Wild from start to finish.
how can lawyers argue without crying
if i went into a courtroom i’d be all
now you fucking listen here you little cumslut
"he has been found guilty”
"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."
Anonymous asked: How you know Chia aint cheatin on you?
People ask this all the time, and here’s the thing.
Whether she’s 10 thousand miles away or 10 blocks away, she could be cheating on me if she wanted to. Just like I could be cheating, too. Everybody could be cheating on everybody. The fact is I would never know, unless somebody had sex videos of her face next to something recent that she purchased, and Chia is smart so if she did cheat, she would never let that happen lol.
So I could sit around worrying about stressing over something that I would never know, or I could trust that she wouldn’t.
Or hire spies to follow her around for a few months, but that’s wifey right there. I’m good.
I will always reblog this.
Hey look John Green being a decent man, and an awesome mentor for his thousands of thousands of followers and fans who are girls.
Man what an asshole.